a boy is flirting with me red alert red alert
Diana for months: eww that movie sex tape looks horrible! You couldn’t pay me to see it!! I’m embarrassed for them that looks absolutely awful!!
Diana yesterday: I heard that sex tape has a lot of Jason segel naked in it..
Me: oh yea?
Diana: So wanna go tomorrow??
yea it sucked ass and i could actually do w/o the upclose of jason segel’s spread apart hairy butt
still wanna see it tbh